bucksboobs:

Just once I want there to be one of those big narrative epic games-as-film type video games that forces you to be a faggot. Not “there’s a male romance option” no “optional romances” at all not only is the MC gay, he is having 20 minutes of unskippable gay kissing spread across 80 hours of cutscenes and it is integral to the story and if you skip past the gay kissing you will miss vital plot beats. For the next 400 hours of gameplay you are a homosexual and you are going to LIKE it.

(via ratwagon)

spring-heeledjack:

those creepypasta girlies were so right and anyone who thinks theyre cringe or stupid should explode immediately. yes all of these people are sadistic serial killers/supernatural beasts/vengeful spirits of dead children and yes they all live in a big mansion together in the woods where they bicker like siblings and yes the faceless suit-wearing tentacle monster is the resident father figure. what are you gonna do about it.

(via lesbocannibal)

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

normal 7 year old with religious trauma: oh no god can hear my thoughts and punish me

me: either you are wrong about god or god is wrong and i will fight him and i will be the one to find out

me at 7: he would not fucking say that

(via hotvampireadjacent)

a-frog-in-a-bog:

a-frog-in-a-bog:

that poll going around asking how often you smoke weed and almost a third of ppl saying they’ve never smoked before, and that poll that revealed that over a third of tumblr users have never kissed anyone before, proves to me that stoners who have gay sex are a small but imperative part of the tumblr ecosystem. Keystone species

(via ratwagon)

sighinastorm:

bebe-benzenheimer:

sighinastorm:

normal-horoscopes:

lastvalyrian:

acidhues:

mushroom chat just dropped

I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad

What would you even say?

“Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win.”

(via ratwagon)

starfishinthedistance:

good morning to all, but a special good morning to bitches who haven’t felt real since 2015

borzoilover47:

sorry can u repeat everything that’s been said in the last 11 minutes i was kind of distracted by being unsure if i’m a real person or not

4waystreet:

↖ this sick son of a bitch listens to music

(via vanillabat99)

hjartasalt:

Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)

(via kerink)

infectiouspiss:

BOOB DAYS SINCE MCR WAS FORMED